some very helarious message that I got on CR because it’s birthday is coming up

I heard from ATinyRainbowCupcake who is in an arranged marriage with Gadreel who built a statue to honor TheEleven who then told it to PrinsesaAhli who farted it in morse code at Astraea who got caught staring at Saul who made all that macaroni art for Squeak who keeps looking at Chameleon who is plotting to frame FrauleinSnow who saw it on onlyfans starring Gamister who had a girl’s night out with Snakers who just moved in with PrimmyChocolateCakeTurtle who saw it in a tick-tock by FlyingBread who wrote it in a scroll, tied it to an owl and sent it to Ivan who heard it in subspace radio from OmniOrca who had a fifteen hour singalong with ferbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrer who promised to give a million dollars to DaisyJMariposa who has a huge crush on birthdaygamer5 who danced around a live volcano after they heard if from RezaSiregar who was busy doing backflips over theAnalogKid who foretold it in a prophecy to Custard8585 who rides a tandem bike wit CosmicGrown who couldn’t believe it when they heard it from Coke who served burnt toast to TwinklingLittleStar who got it from AchocolateCupcake who constantly gossips to Cake19 who is watching Star Trek with Lexi who was too shy to say anything but just happened to be standing next to Peachy who sent it out in a distress call to SadHardstylePanda who lost a huge bet to TheSunbakedSnowman who does laundry for PrincessDonut who talks too much, so you know they told Erlking who gets their hair done by SmarticleParticle who lead a hoard of dothraki across the narrow sea, just to tell N3bul4 who sent it up in smoke signals to BirthdayGirl who went straight to Wal-Mart and bought up all the freakin’ toilet paper when they heard about it from RedVelvet who secretly likes Hopefull who metagames with Sarafina who had a naked lunch with cosmicCupcake who put it in a birthday card for TheFormerJudge who is right this minute playing twister with Victorious who saw it in the tarot cards for Loverofjazz1901 who gets down on their knees and worships FeralKitten who went to the beach wit Oh Captain my Captain Eli Perez who goldfish sits for GoldenAngel who took a sacred vow of silence after they just straight up blurted it to A cute green turtle who is totally crushing on Ratking89 who totally lost their mind when they heard it from Fireborn who steals watermelon slices from ClintTunmi who wishes they were more like TheLaterLord who has a podcast with Johnson who blabbed it at taffy who blurted to Faelanoria who gets mani pedi’s with ADeflatedBaloon who really can’t stand OpalBilby who heard it from LadyLogic who sits next to Kenai who set off fireworks next to Afina who bitched and moaned about it for a month before they revealed it to PegacornOnTheCob who had to take a shower after they gossiped about it with QueenLilacOfTheWindBlossoms who is skipping rope with me that Mayowaarogundade15 really likes Cosmic Rage! > And Cosmic Rage Really likes Mayowaarogundade15! > You receive 61,000,000.00 credits.