Author: zlunglrg

  • another epic storry

    **Title: “LARZ: This House Is Ugly” — The Story of Bob Evans and the Weirdest Album You’ve Never Heard** chapter1, It was never meant to exist. According to scattered interviews and a half-burned press release recovered from the back of a closed-down radio station in Minneapolis, *LARZ: This House Is Ugly* by Bob Evans was…

  • the tortured zander cronicals

    Chapter 1: Denial of the Dan Zander had been playing weird stuff all morning. First, a mashup of old country and dubstep. Then a cover of Achy Breaky Heart made entirely with fax machine samples. But the final straw? He skipped Steely Dan five times in a row. Five. No Josie. No FM. Not even…

  • the history of zander OS

    Zander OS History: From Genius to Glitchstorm It all began in 2001, in what can only be described as the tech world’s most confused fever dream. Zander Enterprises (not to be confused with any legit corporation, unless they secretly are) launched their first operating system, Zander OS 1.0, on a USB drive shaped like a…

  • my intro

    hi, my name is brandon, I am 20 years old, and am from the us, I like clasic rock music, talking to my friends, technology, and I am a coeworker on this blog

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